{"id":197,"date":"2008-06-11T05:06:36","date_gmt":"2008-06-10T21:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/127.0.0.1\/wordpress63\/?p=197"},"modified":"2013-03-29T18:47:12","modified_gmt":"2013-03-29T10:47:12","slug":"monica-all-dressed-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diyparadise.com\/w\/monica-all-dressed-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Monica all dressed up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 align=\"center\"><span>Honey, I bought you a jewellery box<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n<!--\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-8623111428385411\";\ngoogle_ad_width = 336;\ngoogle_ad_height = 280;\ngoogle_ad_format = \"336x280_as\";\ngoogle_ad_type = \"text_image\";\n\/\/2007-05-01: diyparadise\ngoogle_ad_channel = \"8011883494\";\ngoogle_color_border = \"FFFFFF\";\ngoogle_color_bg = \"FFFFFF\";\ngoogle_color_link = \"0000FF\";\ngoogle_color_text = \"000000\";\ngoogle_color_url = \"0000FF\";\n\/\/-->\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script src=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\n<\/script><\/center><\/p>\n<p>\n&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<p>\n<span><br \/>\nHoney, yeah, I bought you a jewellery box. Looks good eh?<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/diyparadise.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/stories\/monica\/monica_1.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>&nbsp;<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>Beautiful huh? It&#8217;s made of rosewood. Glad you like it.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/diyparadise.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/stories\/monica\/monica_2.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>&nbsp;<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>Huh? What&#8217;s these at the back? I have no idea!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/diyparadise.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/stories\/monica\/monica_3.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>&nbsp;<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>My goodness! There&#8217;s something inside!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/diyparadise.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/stories\/monica\/monica_4.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>&nbsp;<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>Yikes! It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/diyparadise.com\/w\/dackit\/1545bdackit.html\">Monica<\/a>!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/diyparadise.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/stories\/monica\/monica_5.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>&nbsp;<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>That yeo guy is terrible! I asked for a jewellery box and he sent me Monica!<br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>What? It&#8217;s okay? What do you mean it&#8217;s okay? Huh?<br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>Yeah, I got it from that yeo guy from diyparadise. You mean you have heard of that cool guy?<br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>Wow! Wait a minute! You mean it&#8217;s okay if I got audio stuffs from him but not from my neighbourhood audio store?<br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>Man! You should have told me earlier!<br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>At least I don&#8217;t have to go through this charade!<br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>\n<span>&nbsp;<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>&nbsp;<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>Or would you prefer this &quot;conventional marketing drivel&quot;? Courtesy of MKC.<br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span><i><\/i><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<span><i>&quot;Expertly constructed in solid aged rosewood, the cabinet showcases painstakingly hand-inlaid brass inserts along with <br \/>\nintricately hand-carved floral features. The decorative tabs found on all corners, as well as the hinges, are of solid brass. <br \/>\n Befitting its smooth silkiness, the Monica2 lies comfortably within ensconced in plush velvet lining.&quot;  <\/i><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n<p>\n<span>&nbsp;<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span><b><br \/>\nThere you go audio nuts! <\/b><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\"><br \/>\n<b>Are you DESPERATE ENOUGH?<br \/>\n<\/b><\/span><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\"><b>&nbsp;<\/b><\/span><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\"><b>How now brown cow?<\/b><\/span><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/diyparadise.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/stories\/monica\/monica_6.jpg\" width=\"300\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/diyparadise.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/stories\/monica\/monica_7.jpg\" width=\"300\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/diyparadise.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/stories\/monica\/monica_8.jpg\" width=\"300\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span>&nbsp;<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span><span><br \/>\nUSD300. Lead time about 2 weeks. Fully handmade.<\/p>\n<p>Fedex to USA, USD17.<br \/>\nFedex to most countries in Europe, USD25.<br \/>\n&lt;<\/span><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span><span>&nbsp;<\/span><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<span><span><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n<!--\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-8623111428385411\";\ngoogle_ad_width = 728;\ngoogle_ad_height = 90;\ngoogle_ad_format = \"728x90_as\";\ngoogle_ad_type = \"text_image\";\n\/\/2007-05-01: diyparadise\ngoogle_ad_channel = \"8011883494\";\ngoogle_color_border = \"FFFFFF\";\ngoogle_color_bg = \"FFFFFF\";\ngoogle_color_link = \"0000FF\";\ngoogle_color_text = \"000000\";\ngoogle_color_url = \"0000FF\";\n\/\/-->\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script src=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\n<\/script><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/center><\/p>\n<p>\n<span><span><a href=\"http:\/\/diyparadise.com\"><span>diyparadise.com<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p><!-- Kontera ContentLink&#153; --><br \/>\n<span><span><span><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\nvar dc_UnitID = 14;\nvar dc_PublisherID = 8405;\nvar dc_AdLinkColor = 'blue';\nvar dc_isBoldActive= 'no';\nvar dc_adprod='ADL';\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script src=\"http:\/\/kona.kontera.com\/javascript\/lib\/KonaLibInline.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\n<\/script><br \/>\n<!-- Kontera ContentLink&#153; --><\/span><\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honey, I bought you a jewellery box &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Honey, yeah, I bought you a jewellery box. 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